Friday, 27 April 2012

Pies: Gerard Pique Released From Hospital, Can’t Remember Playing Against Chelsea


Barcelona centre-half Gerard Pique was discharged from hospital yesterday afternoon following an evening under observation after getting knocked out sparko in a collision with Victor Valdes at the Nou Camp on Tuesday night.

However, according to Catalunya Radio, Pique cannot remember playing against Chelsea at all despite making it through 18 minutes of the match before being carted off to hospital with a pretty serious case of concussion – which is either extremely worrying or extremely convenient.

We jest of course as it would appear to be the former. Pique was quite clearly seeing stars when he was sat up on the ground following the accident, heaven knows why he was allowed to play on by the medical staff afterwards.

Pique is now set to return to Barca’s medical facilities to ‘have his situation assessed’.
Get well soon and all that.

  1. BallToHand says:
    ‘Apparently his parents had to break the bad news to him, informing him of the score and that Barcelona had been knocked out as a result’
    Surprised Geoff Shreeves did’nt beat them to it.
    [Geoff Shreeves ii tipul care l-o informat pe Ivanovic ca nu va juca finala]
  2. plops says:
    I too cannot feel sympathy for a man who has Shakira grinding and squirming on his cock.
  3. C says:
    Big surprise to see Drogba on the ground there!
  4. Graham says:
    @BallToHand – your Shreeves comment nearly made me piss myself.
  5. Tom says:
    @BallToHand
    That made my day!
  6. Terry Shedingham says:
    You can see everyone’s favourite female medic rushing to the rescue in the background
  7. Nuno says:
    @Terry Shedingham
    I believe that explains why Drogba is always on the ground! Can anybody blaim him now?
  8. ish says:
    the barcelona medical staff should be sacked, it was clearly a concussion as soon as he landed, so many classic symptoms. fencing pose, looked like he didnt have his tongue straight and just body posture. should of been replaced straight away. ridiculous he wasnt.
  9. Steve K says:
    Paddy Power’s tweet on Tuesday night was something like:
    “Shakira is in the stands.
    John Terry has been sent off.
    You do the maths”
    Also, imagine how that conversation with his parent’s went, “So you were 2-0 up against 10 men… but ummm…..in short, you’re out.”
  10. WildScotsman6 says:
    I don’t think i’ve laughed so hard at the comments section.. great stuff everybody!
  11. tonys says:
    Maybe Guardiola was trying to kill Pique….
  12. skyblueciteh_monger says:
    he cant remember? ummm i dont think any barca player wants to remember
  13. Tosser says:
    @BallToHand mad props!

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