The most drawtastic day in football

"These are the classified results for Serie A, on Sunday 16 September 1979: James Alexander Gordon-style voice in your head): Ascoli nil, Napoli nil; Avellino nil, Lazio nil; Cagliari nil, Torino nil; Fiorentina one, Udinese one; Internazionale two, Pescara nil; Juventus one, Bologna one; Perugia nil, Catanzaro nil; Roma nil, Milan nil."

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/19/footballers-eco-friendly-knowledge